The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to clean

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!