Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to smell any point in time

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to shrink boobs

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!