The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to not do it.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Third armpit.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!