- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to not exist.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers