- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make pointless superpowers

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to know who farted at any time.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers