- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

Turn gold into lead.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

The power to not have any power at all

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

Pointless Super Powers