the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to self destruct

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!