The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!