The power to have no powers

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to become yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!