- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The ability to teleport into a wall

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the power to fly while under water

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

Pointless Super Powers