The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to become yourself

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to lick your elbow.

the ability to make something that docent exists

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

the ability to type slower.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to be able to never have a power.

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to be a dick.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!