The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to become black!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to complete math exercises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!