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The power to be powerless
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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold
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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.
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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.
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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...
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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..
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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.
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The power to teleport yourself one step away
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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.
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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ???l?q? ???
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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.
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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.
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The ability to teleport into a wall
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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!
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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
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the power of turn yourself into a mexican
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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.
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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)
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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.
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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.
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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.
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the power to fly while under water
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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!