The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!