The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to go suicide

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!