power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to make everything worse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!