- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The Power to fart glitter

The power to never finish your sente

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

the power to see into the present.

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

Pointless Super Powers