done something sexual with some type of food?

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Third armpit.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!