The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!