The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to always hug people

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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power to have no power at all

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To call me maybe

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!