The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to die at will

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Super-slowness

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!