The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Acid pee

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the power of being yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!