The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!