- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

Pointless Super Powers