the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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Grass eating

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!