The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to to think less

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!