The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Dejavu

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!