The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to display emotions at will

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!