- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to Google "Google".

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to see into the present

Pointless Super Powers