The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to die at will

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!