The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to see the present.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!