The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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Liam Brudenell

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!