the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to think.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to bleed

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!