The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to understand irony.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!