the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!