The power to not exist.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to die

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to troll.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!