- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to turn into birdseed

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The ability to levitate birds

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to have hindsight.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

Pointless Super Powers