- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to lose this power.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to erase anything written in pencil

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to remember th...

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

Pointless Super Powers