The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!