- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to become black!

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to sleep if your not awake

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to eat your poop

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to predict the present

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

Pointless Super Powers