- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to pee while standing up

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

Being Aquaman

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to beathe

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

Pointless Super Powers