Third armpit.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to eat nandos

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

the power to kiss your own ass

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!