The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to have an idea..

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to clean

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!