The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to not be funny

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to have no power.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to see when people fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!