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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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The power of women's rights.
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The useless power to write about useless powers...
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The power to transform into baby food.
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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.
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the power to be wrong
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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The ability to be invincible, but still die.
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The power to eat nandos
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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Super-slowness
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.
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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap
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Doing a handstand with your feet
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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you
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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count
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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.
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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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The power to communicate with applesauce.
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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it
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The power to walk on frozen water.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!