Being Aquaman

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to float without gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!