- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not exist.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to Google "Google".

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to stick your head up your ass

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to bleed anally at will

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

The power of writte with our feets.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to drop everything you hold

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

Pointless Super Powers