The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to not exist.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!