The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to be wrong

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to divide by zero

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!