- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to set money on fire

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to stick your head up your ass

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

the power to complete math exercises

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to see in black and white.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to turn into an escalator

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

done something sexual with some type of food?

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

Pointless Super Powers