The power to know who farted at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

done something sexual with some type of food?

thumb_up thumb_down +83

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to spell 'a' correctly

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to make my own sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power to fax people with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to erase anything written in pencil

thumb_up thumb_down +63

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

the power... to read this

thumb_up thumb_down +138

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!