- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to simply walk into mordor.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

Ladder hands.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

Pointless Super Powers