- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The ability to levitate birds

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the ability to become black.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

Being able to fly.... in the water.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to make infinite paper clips.

Pointless Super Powers