The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!