- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to encounter an internal server error

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to Google "Google".

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power of gentle breeze

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to run Crysis.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to close your nose

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

Pointless Super Powers