The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to police irony

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to die

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!