the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power... to read this

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!