The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to troll.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the powre to spel

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!