The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!