- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The ability to teleport into a wall

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

the power to speak only in binary

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The ability to become shit forever.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to be a walrus

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

to power to do the bird is the word

Super-slowness

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

Pointless Super Powers