The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power... to read this

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to to think less

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!