The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!