Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to see in black and white.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The ability to turn into an embryo

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to die when you die

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to be a walrus

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!