The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to see air

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to not have super powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!