ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to die in one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!