the power to beathe

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!