Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!