The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to become black!

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The power to buy free things.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not exist.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to smell poo...

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!