The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to drown on land.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Third armpit.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!