the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!