the power to fart every time you blink

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the powre to spel

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to have a atomic fart

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!