The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to die

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to instantly die

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!