The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!