The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to live.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to live through torture.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!