Th power to be telepathetic

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!