The power to not exist.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power of being yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to see in black and white.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to die when you die

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!