the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!