the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to create shit

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to become a llama.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!