The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to turn any object into food

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to lose this power.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the power to like justin beiber

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!