The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!