- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The ability to see through invisibility.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

Dejavu

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have no power

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

Pointless Super Powers