The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to become black.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to hovertate

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!