The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to police irony

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!