The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!