The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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Third armpit.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to fall up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!