The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!