- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The ability to yell through your nose

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

to power to do the bird is the word

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The power to die when you get scared.

The power of women's rights.

the power to become demented

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to see through water.

The power to hear a dog whistle

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

Pointless Super Powers