- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to urinate in mouth.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power to accept the terms and conditions

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The ability to shrink your penis

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The power to run people over with a tractor.

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

Pointless Super Powers