The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to speak only one language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!