The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Third armpit.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!