the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fall up.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power of being yourself

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!