The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to attract bullets

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!