- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a dick.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

The power to shape shift into water

The ability to die instantly

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The ability to clean

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to imagine a new colour

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

Pointless Super Powers